{"title":"Coaching","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"etf-coaching-ericeira","title":"ETF coaching by Nobody","description":"\u003cp\u003eHeard rumours that there are established magic tricks that make money print more money out of thin air? And always kinda wanted to get your first ETF\/bitcoin\/piece of gold nugget\/real estate, but just didn't find the time?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, I had a minor ETF obsession phase in 2015, bought my first ETF, then 5 years later I still made money out of money and told my 5 girls: this is magic. Next, I didn't see any other option but to manipulate them into setting up a €25\/month ETF savings plan on their phones. And then they kept opening that investment app, saw the green numbers aka free more money, and since then they keep annoying me with investment questions like \"should I also buy bitcoin?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy answer is yes. But anything more fancy than ETFs and 0.1 bitcoin, I'm like: girls, I have no clue. So next time, I will tell the girls: go ask \u003cem\u003eNobody\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho the f is \u003cem\u003eNobody\u003c\/em\u003e?? \u003cem\u003eNobody\u003c\/em\u003e exactly. Wanna become \u003cem\u003eNobody\u003c\/em\u003e?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wa.me\/351964765205?text=Hi%20Svenja%2C%20I%20wanna%20become%20Nobody%20%28the%20investing%20one%29\" title=\"Become Nobody - text Svenja on WhatsApp\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eText me\u003c\/a\u003e. I would pay €80\/h for \u003cem\u003eNobody\u003c\/em\u003e helping me actually getting the first buy done.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe key: whichever investment class you are curious about, get the basic pros \u0026amp; cons from \u003cem\u003eNobody\u003c\/em\u003e, then do something asap. Because after doing, you get addicted to learning more - you have skin in the game now. \u003cem\u003eNobody\u003c\/em\u003e can then explain all the details behind every investment strategy, and you decide if you invest more or call it a day. Just have some fun playing with a nugget of gold instead of playing once more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/erijoy.com\/blogs\/moving\/padel-ericeira\" title=\"Padel Ericeira - courts, prices and how to book\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003epadel for €25\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon't get me wrong, it is very smart if you're generally sceptical about making magic money out of money. But at the same time, it is very dumb if you don't play around with some pennies to learn more about finances with almost 0 downside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo go get a matcha with \u003cem\u003eNobody\u003c\/em\u003e while he\/she\/it sets up your first ETF, bitcoin or anything more advanced on your phone, step by step - like literally sits next to you until your finger hits the buy button. I think it'll be the highest ROI matcha of your life.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nobody","offers":[{"title":"own first ETF","offer_id":52493005291787,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"own first bitcoin","offer_id":52493005259019,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"own first gold nugget","offer_id":52493005324555,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"own first real estate piece (REIT)","offer_id":52493005357323,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"get coached on something else","offer_id":52493005390091,"sku":null,"price":80.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/8430\/9515\/files\/1_bbda2541-daf3-47f9-a2a5-adf25da798bc.jpg?v=1786021351"},{"product_id":"phone-addiction-ericeira","title":"Phone addiction coaching by Nobody","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou are, we all are addicted to our phones, aye. So mayyyybe one of the highest ROI-actions in our lives is to \u003cem\u003eremove\u003c\/em\u003e lil sprinkles of this phone addiction. I've done a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/chateaucoliving.com\/2026-01-digital-minimalism-month\/\" title=\"Digital Minimalism Month at Château Coliving\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003edigital minimalism month at Château Coliving\u003c\/a\u003e in 2026 - just dropping myself into an environment where we all put our devices into a \"phone hotel\" for dedicated hours. I have 111 more ideas how to remove the addiction sprinkles, but I need someone, not \u003cem\u003eNobody\u003c\/em\u003e, to help me establish and keep up with habits (\u003cstrong\u003eI would pay €75\/h\u003c\/strong\u003e):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elet's meet up in Ericeira to unfollow every single person that just adds negativity to your life by watching\/reading their stories\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elet's meet up in Ericeira to set up \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/george__mack\/status\/1681378342627311640\" title=\"George Mack: cocaine phone vs. kale phone\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e1 cocaine-phone and 1 kale-phone\u003c\/a\u003e together, let's get it actually done (I already have some sort of it, but need to refine)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003elet's meet up in Ericeira to create our own artsy phone hotels for our homes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's simply soooo much at stake if we keep going like this ..\u003cbr\u003e.. less 100 % presence to our loved one\u003cbr\u003e.. making our kids copying our unhealthy habits if they watch us\u003cbr\u003e.. never creating a lil piece of art cause stuck consuming\u003cbr\u003e.. getting literally mentally and physically sick because it's the easiest default action to scroll\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf I get this right\/better, I can spend so much more time on erijoy :) \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/wa.me\/351964765205?text=Hi%20Svenja%2C%20I%20wanna%20become%20Nobody%20%28the%20phone%20one%29\" title=\"Text Svenja on WhatsApp\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eText me\u003c\/a\u003e, if you wanna become \u003cem\u003eNobody\u003c\/em\u003e and coach us all in a group on this laughable lil phone addiction thing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nobody","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53290652270859,"sku":null,"price":75.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/8430\/9515\/files\/1_5c09bcad-0540-46d3-a736-b73756c54707.jpg?v=1786104189"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/8430\/9515\/collections\/1_5c09bcad-0540-46d3-a736-b73756c54707.jpg?v=1786106021","url":"https:\/\/erijoy.com\/collections\/coaching.oembed","provider":"erijoy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}