erijoy terms and confusions

Question: how annoyed are you by now that I write in a weirdo way? Yes?

1. 1 - 1
2. aye - "isn't it" from the best time of my life in New Zealand popping out of my soul <3
   
3. bananannaa - normie barking at me, saying I'm way too weird
   
4. barking foff - cute doggo barking fck off
   
5. BBQ with Svenji - radical honest grill & beer session with Svenji in which she challenges the shit out of you
6. best time of your life - last best time of your life .. don't lie, you did have several best ones
7. biggestbelly in town - J.S.B.
8. boardriders on Friday evening - the 1 place and time to enjoy the surfer bois buffet
   
9. boss of erijoy - continous random allocation swapping between Jan & me
10. buffet - a shedload of tasty humans you crave
11. ceoute - cute ceo doing no calc and instead following her cravings
12. clear, thanks - me, not making it on the padel list and exploding inside because of that
13. colivings - my 1 true love
14. combocook - cook weirdo combos
15. comboed it - magic trick combining something annoying with something tasty
    
16. cornering - annoying someone with a top-notch padel smash into the corner
17. cosy corner craving - enter Dear Rose and see yourself what I mean
18. craving - feeling that feels like you literally carve a desire in your heart
19. cute - I'm serious about it
20. delulued - enjoyed a fantasy
21. delulu cashflow FIRE - FIRE human having €2+ million but doesn't believe that they will enjoy their brains making back that 1K if they now spend that 1K
22. delulumb sum - me, delulu dumb girl, feeling her shit will magically pay out big in the future
23. desert - the thing you order first to reach the best glucose spike
24. dizzy - feeling you feel if you don't nap properly after lunch
25. doggos - OG marketers of maximum joy
26. do not surf - only surf on the occasional Sunday
    
27. dopaminoes row - a row of dopamine dominoes on Insta/Twitter that you fall into while screaming “no no noes, I don’t want to scroll” but dopaminoes being dopaminoes, so you can’t stop until 36 more dopaminoes have fallen
    
28. downtown Ericeira - Pão da Vila, but actually kinda from Balagan to São Sebastião
29. dumbulu - me, dumb enough to risk trying to make delulu dreams come true
30. endorphiny cycle - addictive cycle you get into after doing 5 workouts while you thought you only want to do Tuesday evenings, but then need it every 48h
31. enjoptimising journey - journey that prainy people are on doing jops to feel joy
32. eribusinessparadise - according to erijoy's business plan, a lot of FIRE kids, indie hackers and vibe puzzlers with open hearts will be around in Ericeira in 5 years 
33. eriearth - made that up to erinnoy you with 1 more eriword
34. ERIF guy - Extremely Ridiculous Idiot Forever guy, who isn't curious enough to find out about the surprisingly simple maths to retire early (opposite of FIRE guy)
35. erijoy - name I chose because Eri made me feel so much joy instead of being in ma brain
36. erijoy cycle - interesting addictive cycle that doesn't feel like work but is work, I guess
37. eriperiment - thing that vibe puzzlers do when they feel bored by napping on the beach
38. everyone and their cousin's doggo - literally everyone except you
39. FIRE cycle - addictive cycle FIRE guy is in and who is addicted to talking about how to FIRE other people
    
40. FIRE guy - Financial Independant Retired Early guy (opposite of ERIF guy)
41. FIRE joke - FIRE guy saying money is an illusion
42. FIRE kid - an adult who allows feeling naive like a kid & comes up with proper fun games
    
43. FIRE number - surprisingly simple maths to retire aka to do whatever you feel like forever
44. FIRE spark - spark in the eyes of a FIRE person who tells you a secret stupid simple trick how to make more money out of money with only 1 - 111 clicks
    
45. flâneur - admirable timeless writer called Nassim Taleb
46. flâneura - Svenji strolling through Eri randomly making up ideas what to manipulate next
    
47. fractal - most mysterious thing in the world, right after why nobody ever created a living cell with ChatGPT
    
48. friend - "friend"
49. gangs - sport & activity groups that aim to feel maximum connection through adventures just as ppl in criminal gangs may feel maximum connection through a fine combo of struggle & joy
    
50. goodish-baddish - shady feeling typically appearing during procrastination where you lie to yourself that it feels good
    
51. have some agency - feel some meaning rushing through your body aka crave something so badly that you make it happen, no matter what
52. Head Of Doggos - Laura
53. Head Of IT - ChatGPT obv, look at this scrappy site
54. Head Of Normies - Jan
    
55. Head Of Tweakers - Svenji
56. high - when I haveee to dance because maximum joy is exploding in me
    
57. how the f - helpless tiny female doesn't feel like managing
58. HR Business Partner at Volkswagen - the thing I was told to do to reach maximum joy, but then I took the weirdo turn at the junction, cause yolo and why not
    
59. I don't do yoga, but I do like yoga teachers - what the average guy in Ericeira mumbles to himself when cute girl tells him she is yoga teacher
60. I'd say you have issues - get a coach asap to dive into your soul
61. inhabitants of Ericeira - I think someone has to talk to Wikipedia and tweak our listing, we are not 12K, are we??
    
62. inhabitants of Ericeira that are expats - based on my strolls through downtown, it is 70 %
63. inhabitants of Ericeira that are coaches - good question
    
64. inhabitants of Ericeira that are un-hot - intimidating question, but my guess is 12%
65. inhabitants of Ericeira that do not surf - very good question, send them my way
66. isso é um problema - this is a puzzle
67. isso me irrita - this irritates meai
68. it's not gonna happen - don’t dare to dream about the final thingy thing
    
69. I will never put a limit on your creativity - what the average guy mumbles to me when I make joke, but I’d say, be careful what you wish for
70. jumbo-dumbo - big doggo who looks a bit dumb
    
71. KPI No. 1 of erijoy - maximum joy for me, myself and I
    
72. last best time of your life - very good indicator of what you should aim for in life
73. lazysmart - the smartest people in da world because if you don't crave to reach a state of minimum energy expenditure you have issues, I'd say
74. live commentary - Svenji being out of her mind and speaking non-stop non-sense like a little baby while playing erigems
75. love - looking each other in the eyes and feeling maximum joy over and over again
76. ma - if I feel too lazy to say "my" in ma brain cause saying "y" sucks more energy than "a"
77. manipulation - marketing
78. marketing - the annoying manipulative thing I never wanted to do, until I realised I can skip the startup founding thing because there are already good things out there which just need a bit of a tweak and some marketing
    
79. marketing invisível - someone randomly tells you about a problem and you randomly give them the solulu
80. marketing irritante - someone enjoys life and you randomly delulu your solulu in their face
81. maths teacher - someone who acts as an accountability buddy and makes up time constraints just as the good ol' maths teacher in school to hand in that paper at 1pm, sharp
82. maximum joy - good question
83. meai - "me" when I am in baby-mood, which is most of the time
84. money - boss
85. moneyslave - someone who is addicted to a salary/money/FIRE calculator & therefore doesn't calc what else has a better joy ROI
86. no - no
87. no? - yes, I think so
88. no joke - no joke
89. OKR No. 1 of erijoy - reduce the number of GP visits by 40 % by writing some shit on 40 more Shopify pages like any good social prescriber would do
    
90. online supermarket - erijoy
91. onlyerifans.com - mh?
92. optiiied - serious optimiser felt spike of joy cause he/she transformed something negative into something positive
93. outta control - song I listened to while giving birth to erijoy in ma bed
94. padel ken - a guy who saves me 56 % of the time on the padel court
95. passive thank-you-from-bottom-of-heart (TYFBOH) income - unvoluntarily incoming texts because ages ago you lured someone into padel or surf skating when they didn’t feel like it, and now they’re printing infinite joy and health out of thin air and want to let you know
96. prainfcked - your prain is a pit fcked cause it got hit by too many (padel) balls
97. pre-matchas - historic time period in Ericeira that will never come back, I guess
98. pre-surfers - prehistoric time period in Ericeira when OGs were scared of big waves and instead danced at Ouriço
    
99. procra-todo - todo that vegetates on your todo list for ages while you stare at it feeling physical pain imagining getting it done, so you stare at it tomorrow again and procrastinate on it until one day someone forces you to go through the pain and you get it done in 27 minutes
100. procra-todo magician - extremly smart person who has learned that it is ok to feel pain for 27 minutes getting shit done instead of 23987945 minutes of physical pain procrastinating on shit
101. que irrita - interesting
102. question - the thing I tremendously overestimate to be important
     
103. shit - whatever it is you want to bring to the world, don't hold it back, don't stop following your cravings, put it out there, then iterate
104. Slack cycle - addictive cycle you're in because you crave to be needed in Slack
105. slave - someone who can't do what they really crave, because money is boss
106. social prescriber - cooler job than being a GP because they reduce GP visits by 40 % by luring someone into padel and art clubs. But OG GP Sam Everington is the coolest because he started the first side hustle as a social prescriber so that he soon finally can quit his soulless day job as a GP
107. solulu - solution made up by girl
108. sugar - the most dangerous thing in the world
109. strg F - find what you're looking for
110. strg F strong IT guys buffet - 0/0
111. strong IT guys - my type
     
112. surprisingly simple erijoy profitability maths - it appears it is not
113. surprisingly simple optimisation maths - it appears it is not optimal to have the maximum of sun, freedom, no meetings, naps, padel skills, femininnity, money & hands-on work
114. surprisingly simple kids watching maths - it appears it is not linearly more exhausting to watch 6 kids than 2 kids
115. tarot me - let me pick 1 erigems card to finally know which 1 question is my life mission
116. tedious job - very annoying job to make Svenji actually put on her wetsuit and go surfing
117. toff - cute doggo barking take this off erijoy or I will bite
118. tweak for me - vibe puzzle for meai
119. vibe coders - men who use plain English to give birth to something through computers
120. vibe puzzle chips - next gen poker chips that vibe puzzlers gamble with to flip the money script and pay a small business to tweak it how they feel like in service of optimal systematic health
121. vibe puzzle gem - mind-blowing dopamine hit because gifting €185 and 1 tweak to an existing small business solves a problem for all 12K villagers
122. vibe puzzlers - a gang who is stuck in an infinite joy & TYFBOH addictive cycle 
     
123. Volkswagen - third space where I used to build cars and where in the end I truly belong
124. vvannabe indie hacker - Svenji, who acts her way towards her optimal minimalistic mini business
125. vvannabe vibe puzzler - Svenji, who acts her way towards her optimal minimalistic job that creates a pinch of impact in an existing business
126. wait but why - ma fav blog in da world
127. whiplashy - feeling that you have when you just deeply connected with someone in Eri, but then they leave to ?Bali? and you feel like "was this even real or was I just a bit dizzy?"
128. who on eriearth - I am unbearably curious who would do this
129. why - ma fav word on eriearth
130. why I am in Eri - to erijoy the surfer bois buffet at boardriders obv
131. why not - better rethink who it could harm
132. why on eriearth - I am literally exploding inside 
133. X - Twitter, third space for the most curious people in da world who wanna learn dangerousely useful stuff so they can go remote and create things like erijoy
134. ya - "your" but I am wayyyy too lazy to say that in ma brain
135. yea - as a minimalist, I do think the "h" is removable
136. zoom out - fantasize about looking at eriearth from far and realise that it's all made up magic that you can play with

I feel like now you know me extremely well just through my fav words .. mhh