erijoy terms and confusions

Question: how annoyed are you by now that I write in a weirdo way? Yes?

1. 1 - 1
2. aye - "isn't it" from the best time of my life in New Zealand popping out of my soul
   
3. bananannaa - normie barking at me, saying I'm way too weird
   
4. barking foff - cute doggo barking fck off
   
5. BBQ with Svenji - radical honest grill & beer session with Svenji in which she challenges the shit out of you
6. best time of your life - last best time of your life .. don't lie, you did have several best ones
   
7. boardriders on Friday evening - the 1 place and time to enjoy the surfer bois buffet
   
8. bom diachen - a baby saying hello that was made by a Portuguese & a German
9. buffet - a shedload of tasty humans you crave
10. ceoute - cute ceo doing no calc and instead following her cravings
11. clear, thanks - me not making it on the hand-picked padel list and letting someone know, I am pissed as F
12. colivings - my 1 true love
13. combocook - cook weirdo combos
14. comboed it - magic trick combining something annoying with something tasty
    
15. cornering - annoying someone with a top-notch padel smash into the corner
16. cosy corner craving - enter Dear Rose and see yourself what I mean
17. craving - feeling that feels like you literally carve a desire in your heart
18. cute - I'm serious about it
19. delulued - enjoyed a fantasy
20. delulu cashflow FIRE - FIRE guy having €2+ million but doesn't believe that he will enjoy his brain making back that 1K if he now spends that 1K
21. delulumb sum - me, delulu dumb girl, feeling her shit will magically pay out big in the future
22. desert - the thing you order first to reach the best glucose spike
23. dizzy - feeling you feel if you don't nap properly after lunch
24. doggos - OG marketers of maximum joy
25. do not surf - only surf on the occasional Sunday
    
26. dopaminoes row - a row of dopamine dominoes on Insta/Twitter that you fall into while screaming “no no noes, I don’t want to scroll” but dopaminoes being dopaminoes, so you can’t stop until 36 more dopaminoes have fallen
    
27. downtown Ericeira - Pão da Vila, but actually kinda from Balagan to São Sebastião
28. dumbulu - me, dumb enough to risk trying to make delulu dreams come true
29. endorphiny cycle - addictive cycle you get into after doing 5 workouts while you thought you only want to do Tuesday evenings, but then need it every 48h
30. enjoptimising journey - journey that prainy people are on doing jops to feel joy
31. eribusinessparadise - according to erijoy's business plan, a lot of FIRE kids, indie hackers and vibe puzzlers with open hearts will be around in Ericeira in 5 years 
32. eriearth - made that up to erinnoy you with 1 more eriword
33. ERIF guy - Extremely Ridiculous Idiot Forever guy, who isn't curious enough to find out about the surprisingly simple maths to retire early (opposite of FIRE guy)
34. erijoy - name I chose because Eri made me feel so much joy instead of being in ma brain
35. erijoy cycle - interesting addictive cycle that doesn't feel like work but is work, I guess
36. eriperiment - thing that vibe puzzlers do when they feel bored by napping on the beach
37. everyone and their cousin's doggo - literally everyone except you
38. FIRE cycle - addictive cycle FIRE guy is in and who is addicted to talking about how to FIRE other people
    
39. FIRE guy - Financial Independant Retired Early guy (opposite of ERIF guy)
40. FIRE joke - FIRE guy saying money is an illusion
41. FIRE kid - an adult who allows feeling naive like a kid & comes up with proper fun games
    
42. FIRE number - surprisingly simple maths to retire aka to do whatever you feel like forever
43. FIRE spark - spark in the eyes of a FIRE person who tells you a secret stupid simple trick how to make more money out of money with only 1 - 111 clicks
    
44. flâneur - admirable timeless writer called Nassim Taleb
45. flâneura - Svenji strolling through Eri pondering about who to tweak for next
    
46. fractal - most mysterious thing in the world, right after why nobody ever created a living cell with ChatGPT
    
47. friend - "friend"
48. gangs - sport & activity groups that aim to feel maximum connection through adventures just as ppl in criminal gangs may feel maximum connection through a fine combo of struggle & joy
    
49. goodish-baddish - shady feeling typically appearing during procrastination where you lie to yourself that it feels good
    
50. have some agency - feel some meaning rushing through your body aka crave something so badly that you make it happen, no matter what
51. Head Of Doggos - Laura
52. Head Of IT - Claude obv, look at this scrappy site
53. Head Of Normies - Jan
    
54. Head Of Tweakers - Svenji
55. high - when I haveee to dance because maximum joy is exploding in me
    
56. how the f - helpless tiny female doesn't feel like managing
57. HR Business Partner at Volkswagen - the thing I was told to do to reach maximum joy, but then I took the weirdo turn at the junction, cause yolo and why not
    
58. I don't do yoga, but I do like yoga teachers - what the average guy in Ericeira mumbles to himself when cute girl tells him she is yoga teacher
59. I'd say you have issues - get a coach asap to dive into your soul
60. inhabitants of Ericeira - I think someone has to talk to Wikipedia and tweak our listing, we are not 12K, are we??
    
61. inhabitants of Ericeira that are expats - based on my strolls through downtown, it is 70 %
62. inhabitants of Ericeira that are coaches - good question
    
63. inhabitants of Ericeira that are un-hot - intimidating question, but my guess is 12%
64. inhabitants of Ericeira that do not surf - very good question, send them my way
65. isso é um problema - this is a puzzle
66. isso me irrita - this irritates meai
67. it's not gonna happen - don’t dare to dream about the final thingy thing
    
68. I will never put a limit on your creativity - what the average guy mumbles to me when I make joke, but I’d say, be careful what you wish for
69. jumbo-dumbo - big doggo who looks a bit dumb
    
70. KPI No. 1 of erijoy - maximum MRJ for me, myself and I
    
71. last best time of your life - very good indicator of what you should aim for in life
72. lazysmart - the smartest people in da world because if you don't crave to reach a state of minimum energy expenditure you have issues, I'd say
73. live commentary - Svenji being out of her mind and speaking non-stop non-sense like a little baby while playing erigems
74. love - when you notice an astonishing unusual high MRJ looking someone in the eyes even after 69 times
75. ma - if I feel too lazy to say "my" in ma brain cause saying "y" sucks more energy than "a"
76. macroericonomist - strg A
77. manipulation - marketing
78. marketing - the annoying manipulative thing I never wanted to do, until I realised I can skip the startup founding thing because there are already good things out there which just need a bit of a tweak and some marketing
    
79. marketing invisível - someone randomly tells you about a problem and you randomly give them the solulu
80. marketing irritante - someone enjoys life and you randomly delulu your solulu in their face
81. matheritician - meai doing calc on whattoworkon.com to have a solid mathematical model to decide on what to do next in Eri and not only flâneur around
82. maths teacher - someone who acts as an accountability buddy and makes up time constraints just as the good ol' maths teacher in school to hand in that paper at 1pm, sharp
83. maximum joy - good question
84. meai - "me" when I am in baby-mood, which is most of the time
    
85. microericonomist - meai
86. money - boss
87. moneyslave - someone who is addicted to a salary/money/FIRE calculator & therefore doesn't calc what would create a better MRJ
88. MRJ - monthly recurring joy that you get by creating your own thing and people keep telling you thank you
89. no - no
90. no? - yes, I think so
91. no joke - no joke
92. OKR No. 1 of erijoy - reduce GP visits by 28% and A&E attendances by 24% through writing some shit on some more Shopify pages like any good social prescriber would do
    
93. onlyerifans.com - mh?
94. organic muscle ache - you really wanted to beat ya friend in a game and afterwards you notice your muscles enjoyed leveling up to beat him
95. optiiied - serious optimiser felt spike of joy cause he/she transformed something negative into something positive
96. outta control - song I listened to while giving birth to erijoy in ma bed
97. padel ken - a guy who saves me 56 % of the time on the padel court
98. passive thank-you-from-bottom-of-heart (TYFBOH) income - unvoluntarily incoming texts because ages ago you lured someone into padel or surf skating when they didn’t feel like it, and now they’re printing infinite joy and health out of thin air and want to let you know
99. prainfcked - your prain is a pit fcked cause it got hit by too many (padel) balls
100. pre-matchas - historic time period in Ericeira that will never come back
101. pre-surfers - prehistoric time period in Ericeira when OGs were scared of big waves and instead danced at Ouriço
     
102. procra-todo - todo that vegetates on your todo list for ages while you stare at it feeling physical pain imagining getting it done, so you stare at it tomorrow again and procrastinate on it until one day someone forces you to go through the pain and you get it done in 27 minutes
103. procra-todo magician - extremly smart person who has learned that it is ok to feel pain for 27 minutes getting shit done instead of 23987945 minutes of physical pain procrastinating on shit
104. que irrita - interesting
105. question - the thing I tremendously overestimate to be important
     
106. shit - whatever it is you want to bring to the world, don't hold it back, don't stop following your cravings, put it out there, then iterate
107. simmmmmm - meai lil busy bee agreeing to do 1 more thing and accidentally speaking Portuguese
108. Slack cycle - addictive cycle you're in because you crave to be needed in Slack
109. slave - someone who can't do what they really crave, because money is boss
110. social prescribers - new species of humans that reduces GP visits by 28% and A&E attendances by 24% by luring patients into padel and art clubs
111. solulu - solution made up by girl
112. sugar - the most dangerous thing in the world
113. strg F - find what you're looking for
     
114. surfarces-level conversations - convos that you have with the average surfer guy in Eri about surface-level surf issues
115. surprisingly simple erijoy profitability maths - it appears it is not
116. surprisingly simple optimisation maths - it appears it is not optimal to have the maximum of sun, freedom, no meetings, naps, padel skills, femininnity, money & hands-on work
117. surprisingly simple kids watching maths - it appears it is not linearly more exhausting to watch 6 kids than 2 kids
118. tarot me - let me pick 1 erigems card to now which 1 question is my mission for the day
119. tedious job - very annoying job to make Svenji actually put on her wetsuit and go surfing
120. toff - cute doggo barking take this off erijoy or I will bite
121. tweak for me - vibe puzzle for meai
122. vibe coders - men who use plain English to give birth to something through computers
123. vibe puzzle chips - next gen poker chips that vibe puzzlers gamble with to flip the money script and pay a small business to tweak it how they feel like in service of optimal systematic health
124. vibe puzzle gem - mind-blowing dopamine hit because gifting €185 and 1 tweak to an existing small business solves a problem for all 12K villagers
125. vibe puzzlers - a gang who is stuck in an infinite joy & TYFBOH addictive cycle 
     
126. Volkswagen - third space where I used to build cars and where in the end I truly belong
127. vvannabe indie hacker - Svenji, who acts her way towards her optimal minimalistic mini business
128. vvannabe vibe puzzler - Svenji, who acts her way towards her optimal minimalistic job that creates a pinch of impact in an existing business
129. wait but why - ma fav blog in da world
130. whiplashy - feeling that you have when you just deeply connected with someone in Eri, but then they leave to ?Bali? and you feel like "was this even real or was I just a bit dizzy?"
131. who on eriearth - I am slightly curious who would do this
132. why - ma fav word on eriearth
133. why I am in Eri - to erijoy the surfer bois buffet at boardriders obv
134. why not - better rethink who it could harm
135. why on eriearth - feminine alternative to "why"
136. X - Twitter, third space for the most curious people in da world who wanna learn dangerousely useful stuff so they can go remote and create things like erijoy
137. ya - "your" but I am wayyyy too lazy to say that in ma brain
138. yea - as a minimalist, I do think the "h" is removable
139. you lil piece of chocolate cake - me when I am angrish but have the rule to never insult a human being or myself
140. zoom out - fantasize about looking at eriearth from far and realise that it's all made up magic that you can play with

I feel like now you know me extremely well just through my fav words .. mhh