erijoy terms and confusions

Question: how annoyed are you by now that I write in a weirdo way? Yes?

1. 1 - 1
2. absoluly - short form for "sure, you deluly"
3. actively unhappy - instead of lounging passively not happy on sofa, you take delulu risk which first works out but then doesn't and now you actively feel unhappy until you take next delulu risk
4. aye - "isn't it" from the best time of my life in New Zealand popping out of my soul
   
5. bananannaa - normie barking at me, saying I'm way too weird
   
6. BBQ with Svenji - radical honest grill & beer session with Svenji in which she challenges the shit out of you
7. best time of your life - last best time of your life .. don't lie, you did have several best ones
   
8. boardriders on Friday evening - the 1 place and time to enjoy the surfer bois buffet
   
9. bom diachen - a baby saying hello that was made by a Portuguese & a German
10. buffet - a shedload of tasty humans you crave
11. ceoute - cute ceo doing no calc and instead following her cravings
12. clear, thanks - me not making it on the hand-picked padel list and letting someone know, I am pissed as F
13. colivings - my 1 true love
14. combocook - cook weirdo combos
15. comboed it - magic trick combining something annoying with something tasty
    
16. cornering - annoying someone with a top-notch padel smash into the corner
17. cosy corner craving - enter Dear Rose and see yourself what I mean
18. cudbutwudnt - doggo who could but wouldn't eat you unasked and instead demonstrates how many females have a sniff when he wiggles his big tail so you get closer until you wouldn't mind to be eaten
19. craving - feeling that feels like you literally carve a desire in your heart
20. cute - I'm serious about it
21. DD - days danced
22. delulued - enjoyed a fantasy
23. delulu cashflow FIRE - FIRE guy having €2+ million but doesn't believe that he will enjoy his brain making back that 1K if he now spends that 1K
24. delulumb sum - me, delulu dumb girl, feeling her shit will magically pay out big in the future
25. desert - the thing you order first to reach the best glucose spike
26. dizzy - feeling you feel if you don't nap properly after lunch
27. doggos - OG marketers of maximum joy
28. do not surf - only surf on the occasional Sunday
    
29. dopaminoes row - a row of dopamine dominoes on Insta/Twitter that you fall into while screaming “no no noes, I don’t want to scroll” but dopaminoes being dopaminoes, so you can’t stop until 36 more dopaminoes have fallen
    
30. downtown Ericeira - Pão da Vila, but actually kinda from Balagan to São Sebastião
31. dumbulu - creatures like meai, dumb enough to risk trying to make delulu dreams come true
32. endgame - maximum positive emotions at the end of ya life
33. endorphiny cycle - addictive cycle you get into after doing 5 workouts while you thought you only want to do Tuesday evenings, but then need it every 48h
34. enjoptimising journey - journey that prainy people are on doing jops to feel joy
35. eribusinessparadise - according to erijoy's business plan, a lot of FIRE kids, indie hackers and vibe puzzlers with open hearts will be around in Ericeira in 5 years 
36. eriearth - made that up to erinnoy you with 1 more eriword
37. ERIF guy - Extremely Ridiculous Idiot Forever guy, who isn't curious enough to find out about the surprisingly simple maths to retire early (opposite of FIRE guy)
38. erigems - multigame to be played every morning with which you can annoy someone in 5 ways during coffee
39. erijoy - name I chose because Eri made me feel so much joy instead of being in ma brain
    
40. eriperiment - thing that vibe puzzlers do when they feel bored of napping on the beach
41. everyone and their cousin's doggo - literally everyone except you
42. FIRE cycle - addictive cycle FIRE guy is in and who is addicted to talking about how to FIRE other people
    
43. FIRE guy - Financial Independant Retired Early guy (opposite of ERIF guy)
44. FIRE joke - FIRE guy saying money is an illusion
45. FIRE dumbulu - not-yet-FIRE guy who is that dumb and delulu that he thinks 1 million is enough
46. FIRE kid - an adult who allows feeling naive like a kid & comes up with proper fun games
    
47. FIRE number - surprisingly simple maths to retire aka to do whatever you feel like forever
48. FIRE spark - spark in the eyes of a FIRE person who tells you a secret stupid simple trick how to make more money out of money with only 11 clicks
    
49. flâneur - admirable timeless writer called Nassim Taleb
50. flâneura - Svenji strolling through Eri pondering about who to tweak for next
51. foff - cute doggo barking fck off
52. fractal - most mysterious thing in the world, right after why nobody ever created a living cell with Claude
53. friend - "friend"
54. gangs - sport & activity groups that aim to feel maximum connection through adventures just as ppl in criminal gangs may feel maximum connection through a fine combo of struggle & joy
    
55. goodish-baddish - shady feeling typically appearing during procrastination where you lie to yourself that it feels good
    
56. have some agency - feel some meaning rushing through your body aka crave something so badly that you make it happen, no matter what
57. Head Of Doggos - Laura
58. Head Of Hearts - Spatz
59. Head Of IT - Claude obv
    
60. Head Of Joy Sharing - Snow
    
61. Head Of Normies - Jan
    
62. Head Of Tweakers - Svenji
    
63. high - when I haveee to dance because maximum joy is exploding in me
    
64. home workout - lift your furniture around to live a completely new life in your room
65. how the f - helpless tiny female doesn't feel like managing
66. HR Business Partner at Volkswagen - the thing I was told to do to reach maximum joy, but then I took the weirdo turn at the junction, cause yolo and why not
    
67. I don't do yoga, but I do like yoga teachers - what the average guy in Ericeira mumbles to himself when cute girl tells him she is yoga teacher
68. I'd say you have issues - get a coach asap to dive into your soul
69. I just had a big DD - I just had a big dancing day
70. indiehacker - creature that cannot stop itself from tinkering aka hacking to0o0ls together to solve a problem
71. indieleckerli - an indiehacker which looks somewhat tasty
72. inhabitants of Ericeira - I think someone has to talk to Wikipedia and tweak our listing, we are not 12K, are we??
    
73. inhabitants of Ericeira that are expats - based on my strolls through downtown, it is 70 %
74. inhabitants of Ericeira that are coaches - good question
    
75. inhabitants of Ericeira that do not surf - very good question, send them my way
76. isso é um problema - this is a puzzle
77. isso me irrita - this irritates meai
78. iteration headache - thing you get when you're at prompt 185 with Claude and he decides the only way to make you stop moaning is to make you physically feel he's also just a dumbulu just like you
79. it's not gonna happen - don’t dare to dream about the final thingy thing
    
80. I will never put a limit on your creativity - what the average guy mumbles to me when I make joke, but I’d say, be careful what you wish for
81. jumbo-dumbo - big doggo who barks loudly but looks a bit dumb
    
82. KPI No. 1 of erijoy - maximum MRJ for me, myself and I
    
83. last best time of your life - very good indicator of what you should aim for in life
84. lazysmart - the smartest people in da world because if you don't crave to reach a state of minimum energy expenditure you have some issues, I'd say
85. limiting factor for humans - what you are too scared to ask AI and are just not iterating on for long enough
86. limiting factor for superintelligent AI - 1 dumbulu monkey who thinks he can impress that 1 chic with his superintelligent tool that appears to be a doggo but turns out to be a wolf and eats both of them for breakki 
    
87. love - when you notice an astonishing unusual high MRJ looking a human in the eyes over and over again
88. ma - if I feel too lazy to say "my" in ma brain cause saying "y" sucks more energy than "a"
89. macroericonomist - strg A
90. manipulation - marketing
91. marketing - the annoying manipulative thing I never wanted to do, until I realised I can skip the startup founding thing because there are already good things out there which just need a bit of a tweak and some marketing
    
92. marketing invisível - someone randomly tells you about a problem and you randomly give them the solulu
93. marketing irritante - someone enjoys life and you randomly delulu your solulu in their face
94. matheritician - meai doing calc on whattoworkon.com to have a solid mathematical model to decide on what to do next in Eri and not only flâneur around
95. maths teacher - someone who acts as an accountability buddy and makes up time constraints just as the good ol' maths teacher in school to hand in that paper at 1pm, sharp
96. maximum positive emotions - neat mathematical combo model of joy, meaning, peace, thrill, ease & love that will bring ya the most positive emotions over a certain time period
97. meai - "me" when I am in baby-mood
    
98. miauuu - I like what you just said OR/AND can you stroke meai plz
99. microericonomist - meai
100. monchiqua - that pilates chic from insta with the tight leggings and the belly free top who only drinks Monchique water
101. money - boss
102. moneyslave - someone who is addicted to a salary/FIRE calculator & therefore doesn't calc what would create a better MRJ
103. MRJ - monthly recurring joy that you get by creating your own thing and people keep telling you thank you
104. no - no
105. no? - yes, I think so
106. no joke - no joke
107. OKR No. 1 of erijoy - reduce GP visits by 28% and A&E attendances by 24% through writing some shit on some more Shopify pages like any good social prescriber would do
     
108. onlyerifans.com - mh?
109. ojo - the final thingy thing that involves exactly 2.0 mandarins
110. organic muscle ache - you really wanted to beat ya friend in a game and afterwards you notice the side effect that your muscles enjoyed leveling up to beat him
111. optiiied - serious optimiser felt spike of joy cause he/she transformed something negative into something positive
112. outta control - song I listened to while giving birth to erijoy in ma bed
113. padel ken - a guy who saves me 56 % of the time on the padel court 
114. pantomimeai - very annoying thing Svenji forces her friend to do every morning: go use ya hot body to make meai guess 1 erigems question through pantomime
115. passive thank-you-from-bottom-of-heart (TYFBOH) income - unvoluntarily incoming texts because ages ago you lured someone into padel or surf skating when they didn’t feel like it, and now they’re printing infinite joy and health out of thin air and want to let you know
116. prainfcked - your prain is a pit fcked cause it got hit by too many padel balls
117. pre-matchas - historic time period in Ericeira that will never come back
118. pre-surfers - prehistoric time period in Ericeira when OGs were scared of big waves and instead danced at Ouriço
     
119. procra-todo - todo that vegetates on your todo list for ages while you stare at it feeling physical pain imagining getting it done, so you stare at it tomorrow again and procrastinate on it until one day someone forces you to go through the pain and you get it done in 27 minutes
120. procra-todo magician - extremely smart person who has learned that it is ok to feel pain for 27 minutes getting shit done instead of 23987945 minutes of physical pain procrastinating on shit
121. que irrita - interesting
122. question - the thing I tremendously overestimate to be important
     
123. shit - whatever it is you want to bring to the world, don't hold it back, don't stop following your cravings, put it out there, then iterate
124. simmmmmm - lil busy bee agreeing to do 1 more thing and accidentally speaking Portuguese
125. Slack cycle - addictive cycle you're in because you crave to be needed in Slack
126. slave - someone who can't do what they really crave, because money is boss
127. social prescribers - new species of humans that reduces GP visits by 28% and A&E attendances by 24% by luring patients into padel and art clubs
128. solulu - solution made up by girl
129. sugar - the most dangerous thing in the world
130. strg F - find what you're looking for
     
131. surfarces-level conversations - convos that you have with the average surf guy in Eri about surface-level surf issues
132. surprisingly simple erijoy profitability maths - it appears it is not
133. surprisingly simple optimisation maths - it appears it is not optimal to have the maximum of sun, freedom, no meetings, naps, padel skills, femininnity, money & hands-on work
134. surprisingly simple kids watching maths - it appears it is not linearly more exhausting to watch 6 kids than 2 kids
135. tarot me - let me pick 1 erigems card to know which 1 question is my mission for the day
136. tedious job - very annoying job to make Svenji actually put on her wetsuit and go surfing
137. tinyfoff - handbag dog that thinks his bark can make ppl fuck off that wanna grab into mummies handbag
138. toff - medium cute doggo barking take this off erijoy or I will bite
139. tweak for me - vibe puzzle for meai
140. unmargherita of you - gosh, you need a lot of stimuli to feel something, maybe try to enjoy a plain margherita again
141. vibe coders - ppl who use plain English to give birth to something through computers
     
142. vibe puzzle gem - mind-blowing dopamine hit because gifting €185 and 1 tweak to an existing small business solves a problem for all 12K villagers
     
143. Volkswagen - third space where I used to build cars and where in the end I truly belong
144. vvannabe indie hacker - Svenji, who acts her way towards her optimal minimalistic mini business
145. vvannabe vibe puzzler - Svenji, who acts her way towards her optimal minimalistic job that creates a pinch of impact in an existing business
146. wait but why - ma fav blog in da world
147. weai - someone who tweaked meai into plural
148. whiplashy - feeling that you have when you just deeply connected with someone in Eri, but then they leave to ?Bali? and you feel like "was this even real or was I just a bit dizzy?"
149. who on eriearth - I am slightly curious who would do this
150. why - ma fav word on eriearth
151. why I am in Eri - to erijoy the surfer bois buffet at boardriders obv
152. why not - better rethink who it could harm
153. why on eriearth - feminine alternative to "why"
154. X - Twitter, third space for the most curious people in da world who wanna learn dangerousely useful stuff so they can go remote and create things like erijoy
155. ya - "your" but I am way too lazy to say that in ma brain
156. yea - as a minimalist, I do think the "h" is removable
157. you lil piece of chocolate cake - me when I am angryish but have the rule to never insult a human being or myself
158. zoom out - fantasize about looking at eriearth from far and realise that it's all made up magic that you can play with

I feel like now you know me extremely well just through my fav words .. mhh