ETF coaching by Nobody

Heard rumours that there are established magic tricks that make money print more money out of thin air? And always kinda wanted to get your first ETF/bitcoin/piece of gold nugget/real estate, but just didn't find the time?

So, I had a minor ETF obsession phase in 2015, bought my first ETF, then 5 years later I still made money out of money and told my 5 girls: this is magic. Next, I didn't see any other option but to manipulate them into setting up a €25/month ETF savings plan on their phones. And then they kept opening that investment app, saw the green numbers aka free more money, and since then they keep annoying me with investment questions like "should I also buy bitcoin?"

My answer is yes. But anything more fancy than ETFs and 0.1 bitcoin, I'm like: girls, I have no clue. So next time, I will tell the girls: go ask Nobody.

Who the f is Nobody?? Nobody exactly. Wanna become Nobody? Text me.

The key: whichever investment class you are curious about, get the basic pros & cons from Nobody, then do something asap. Because after doing, you get addicted to learning more - you have skin in the game now. Nobody can then explain all the details behind every investment strategy, and you decide if you invest more or call it a day. Just have some fun playing with a nugget of gold instead of playing once more padel for €25.

Don't get me wrong, it is very smart if you're generally sceptical about making magic money out of money. But at the same time, it is very dumb if you don't play around with some pennies to learn more about finances with almost 0 downside.

So go get a matcha with Nobody while he/she/it sets up your first ETF, bitcoin or anything more advanced on your phone, step by step - like literally buys it for you. I think it'll be the highest ROI matcha of your life.